Don't ever try and fool your 3 year old and think you'll get away with it!
These little masterminds are like sherlock fucking holmes with an sd card inserted into their brain.
Most of us tell little lies to our kids; the cake shop doesn't have any cakes left, peppa pig doesn't work today etc etc.
If you're good enough at lying that your child actually believes you then I take my fucking hat off to you! Olivia is not easily tricked and I'm shit at lying, its as simple as that.
Today is supposed to be ballet day, but Delilah had other ideas. Seeing as Delilah likes to be up before the crack of dawn these days, I'm knackered. Especially today. So I decided today we would skip ballet, and I hadn't mentioned anything about ballet to Olivia as I thought it was best.
I was so fucking wrong to think she wouldn't realise. Surely she doesn't know it's a Saturday?! Who fucking spilled?!
Anyway, this is what happened :
I'm sorting through some washing and Olivia approaches me and says "mum am I going to ballet today?"
Me: *deer in headlights expression" "erm, not today babe"
Olivia: Yeah it's ballet today!
Here we go. So I just mumble something about no ballet today, it's cancelled, plague outbreak, LETS DO SOME STICKING AND GLUEING!
We have also told Olivia that we can't go into McDonald's because it's too full up and there's no room, for her to then point and shout "yes there is! Look! I can see a table" 😒 fuck.
I should probably be a responsible parent and just explain things to liv. But sometimes it's really not worth the argument. Sometimes she's none the wiser, sometimes it just makes the argument worse. It's a risk I'm willing to take!
Don't sweat it, and most importantly; don't get fucking caught, for the love of christ, don't get caught!
Kelsey x
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